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	<title>I&#039;m Purple Aki</title>
	<link>http://purpleaki.com</link>
	<description>Can I feel your muscles?</description>
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		<title>Purple Aki is mad</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some knobheads hacked my site. I tell you, all the badness going on in Africa, like England being shite in the World Cup and all and my ban on squeezing the muscles of boys under the age of 18 and then this. It isn&#8217;t right. I was recently caught on photo looking very annoyed. To tell [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://purpleaki.com/pics/purple-aki-is-mad.html</link>
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		<title>I stole the role of Tubbs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This attracted a lot of attention from girls, but whatever, I still got to act tough ans feel some young lads up, I mean, umm, their muscles. I miss Don Johnson, I never got to feel his biceps.]]></description>
		<link>http://purpleaki.com/tv/i-stole-the-role-of-tubbs.html</link>
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		<title>Purple Aki’s Day Off</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This was a fun day. No muscles felt, or boys touched, it was a recon mission around St Helens.]]></description>
		<link>http://purpleaki.com/movies/purple-akis-day-off.html</link>
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		<title>Me and Tina Turner</title>
		<description><![CDATA[She probably had the best muscles for feelin’ EVER! Pity she wasn’t a young boy. I still carved P.A. into her muscular buttocks, Ike was very happy ]]></description>
		<link>http://purpleaki.com/music/me-and-tina-turner.html</link>
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		<title>5 star have GREAT muscles!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As you can see, I was also in the fabulous band called 5 Star. They really were amazin like. I got to feel all their muscles, especially the lad who looked like Mikey Jackson.]]></description>
		<link>http://purpleaki.com/music/5-star-have-great-muscles.html</link>
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		<title>Me in the A-Team</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How amazingly lucky was I to get a job in the A-Team!!! I used to feel Hanibal’s forearm muscles, they were very strong. Me and Murdoch used to be very special friends. I miss the A-Team!]]></description>
		<link>http://purpleaki.com/tv/me-in-the-a-tea.html</link>
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		<title>When I was Knight Rider</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is me when I used to ride inside the sleek, trim frame of KITT. KITT stood for Knight Industries Two Thousand. I poached the part of Michael Knight from David Hasselhoff. I’m not sure if you’ve heard of him but I hear he’s pretty big in Germany. Anyway, this was my third acting role. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://purpleaki.com/tv/when-i-was-knight-rider.html</link>
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		<title>I was in Airwolf</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Being in Airwolf really made me happy. I got to play alongside Jan Michael Vincent and his tight helicopter suit made me very hot. Mine was very loose because it belonged to this fat bastard called Ernest Borgnine. Stringfellow Hawk let me feel his muscles but I got into trouble one day when that blind [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://purpleaki.com/tv/i-was-in-airwolf.html</link>
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		<title>I was in the Cosby Show</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow, how long ago was this!]]></description>
		<link>http://purpleaki.com/tv/i-was-in-the-cosby-show-2.html</link>
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