I'm Purple Aki

Purple Aki is mad

Purple Aki — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 05:26:13 +0000

Some knobheads hacked my site.

I tell you, all the badness going on in Africa, like England being shite in the World Cup and all and my ban on squeezing the muscles of boys under the age of 18 and then this. It isn’t right. I was recently caught on photo looking very annoyed.

To tell the truth I think that my adopted home of England is madder than me right now. Losing to the Germans again. First time since 1966 then 1939-1945. Shame.

I stole the role of Tubbs

Purple Aki — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:37:26 +0000

This attracted a lot of attention from girls, but whatever, I still got to act tough ans feel some young lads up, I mean, umm, their muscles. I miss Don Johnson, I never got to feel his biceps.

Purple Aki’s Day Off

Purple Aki — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:36:49 +0000

This was a fun day. No muscles felt, or boys touched, it was a recon mission around St Helens.

Me and Tina Turner

Purple Aki — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:35:31 +0000

She probably had the best muscles for feelin’ EVER! Pity she wasn’t a young boy. I still carved P.A. into her muscular buttocks, Ike was very happy

5 star have GREAT muscles!

Purple Aki — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:34:46 +0000

As you can see, I was also in the fabulous band called 5 Star. They really were amazin like. I got to feel all their muscles, especially the lad who looked like Mikey Jackson.

Me in the A-Team

Purple Aki — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:34:23 +0000

How amazingly lucky was I to get a job in the A-Team!!! I used to feel Hanibal’s forearm muscles, they were very strong. Me and Murdoch used to be very special friends. I miss the A-Team!

When I was Knight Rider

Purple Aki — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:33:31 +0000

This is me when I used to ride inside the sleek, trim frame of KITT. KITT stood for Knight Industries Two Thousand. I poached the part of Michael Knight from David Hasselhoff. I’m not sure if you’ve heard of him but I hear he’s pretty big in Germany.

Anyway, this was my third acting role. I really liked this part because all the young men would ask if they could have a ride in my car. I told them that it wasn’t a normal car, it was the Knight Industries Two Thousand and it could talk as well as being able to do a TURBO BOOST!

The kids went wild over it and I had no problems in them letting me feel their muscles.

I was in Airwolf

Purple Aki — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:31:18 +0000

Being in Airwolf really made me happy. I got to play alongside Jan Michael Vincent and his tight helicopter suit made me very hot. Mine was very loose because it belonged to this fat bastard called Ernest Borgnine.

Stringfellow Hawk let me feel his muscles but I got into trouble one day when that blind fella caught me when I was in the bathroom with secret nude pictures of Stringfellow Hawk inside the Airwolf helicopter..

I was in the Cosby Show

Purple Aki — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:29:54 +0000

Wow, how long ago was this!