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I stole the role of Tubbs

This attracted a lot of attention from girls, but whatever, I still got to act tough ans feel some young lads up, I mean, umm, their muscles. I miss Don Johnson, I never got to feel his biceps.Me in Miama Vice

Me in the A-Team

How amazingly lucky was I to get a job in the A-Team!!! I used to feel Hanibal’s forearm muscles, they were very strong. Me and Murdoch used to be very special friends. I miss the A-Team!

Me in the A-Team

When I was Knight Rider

This is me when I used to ride inside the sleek, trim frame of KITT. KITT stood for Knight Industries Two Thousand. I poached the part of Michael Knight from David Hasselhoff. I’m not sure if you’ve heard of him but I hear he’s pretty big in Germany.

Anyway, this was my third acting role. I really liked this part because all the young men would ask if they could have a ride in my car. I told them that it wasn’t a normal car, it was the  Knight Industries Two Thousand and it could talk as well as being able to do a TURBO BOOST!

The kids went wild over it and I had no problems in them letting me feel their muscles.

I was in Knight Rider

I was in Airwolf

Being in Airwolf really made me happy. I got to play alongside Jan Michael Vincent and his tight helicopter suit made me very hot. Mine was very loose because it belonged to this fat bastard called Ernest Borgnine.

Stringfellow Hawk let me feel his muscles but I got into trouble one day when that blind fella caught me when I was in the bathroom with secret nude pictures of Stringfellow Hawk inside the Airwolf helicopter..

This is me in Airwolf alongside Jan Michael Vincent

I was in the Cosby Show

Wow, how long ago was this!

Purple Aki in the Cosby Show